Good Morning, Vietnam quotes

71 total quotes

Adrian Cronauer
Edward Garlick
General Taylor

Lieutenant Hauk
Multiple Characters
Sgt. Major Dickerson

View Quote Hauk: Where you do imagine you're going?
Adrian: Just gonna get a little something to eat.
Hauk: You don't have time. You'll stay here and drink instant beverages or something. We promised our listening audience Nixon highlights by 4 PM.
Adrian: I've been on the air for four hours. I'm a little hungry.
Hauk: That's a joke, right? I get it.
Adrian: Nooo, I'm actually hungry
Hauk: Well I'm actually giving you an order. [Walks out.]
Adrian: Oh it's an order. In that case gentlemen. Let's edit.

View Quote Ed, are you always this happy?

View Quote Hauk: That's a joke, right?
Adrian: Maybe.
Hauk: I get it.

View Quote My whole life passed before my eyes, and it wasn't even interesting to me.

View Quote Phil: Is he all right?
Garlick: No, Phil, he's not all right. A man does not refer to Pat Boone as a beautiful genius if things are all right.

View Quote [To Adrian] You are not funny. But you are a maniac, and you'd better start changing your life.

View Quote [To Lt Hauk] Sir? I'm begging you. Don't try to do comedy. It's not in your blood.

View Quote [Garlick wakes him up] My God, it's Mardi Gras, and I'm on the main float.

View Quote Know about the bombing, Sparky. No wonder you hauled ass. You were my friend. I trusted you. You hear me?

View Quote How am I gonna get to first base with this girl?

View Quote Hauk: I would like to leave the room now.
Abersold: Oh! Uh, yes, sir.