ALL A B C D E F G H I J K L M
N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z #

Good Morning, Vietnam

Good Morning, Vietnam quotes

71 total quotes

Adrian Cronauer
Edward Garlick
General Taylor
Lieutenant Hauk
Multiple Characters
Sgt. Major Dickerson




View Quote [Once again, Garlick attempts to start the already started car]
Adrian: Staggers the imagination.
Garlick: Makes me unique, doesn't it?
Adrian: What a plus.
View Quote Tuan: Yes. Come. We go.
Adrian: You sound like you leaned English from Tonto. "Come. We go." OK.
View Quote Sir, in my heart, I know I'm funny.
View Quote Mayday! Mayday! Dragon lady with incredible figure at 11 o'clock. Stop the car.
View Quote [to Trinh] You know, you're very beautiful. You're also very quiet. And I'm not used to girls being that quiet unless they're medicated. Normally I go out with girls who talk so much you could hook them up to a wind turbine and they could power a small New Hampshire town.
View Quote You're a very attractive man, Abersold. Don't think I haven't noticed.
View Quote [About Adrian] Sir, the man is a walking keg of dynamite.
View Quote Now this thing is a delicate balance over here, and I don't want it dependent on a disc jockey. Then men want him back. I want him back.
View Quote Hauk: First of all, don't make fun of the weather here, and don't say the weather is the same all the time here, because it's not. In fact, it's two degrees colder today than yesterday.
Adrian: Two degrees colder? [gasps] Me without my muff.
View Quote You shut your ****ing hole!
View Quote What is this "demilitarized zone?" What do they mean, "police action?" Sounds like a couple of cops in Brooklyn going, "Uh, she looks pretty to me."
View Quote Sometimes you got to specifically go out of your way to get into trouble. It's called fun.
View Quote Sir, there is no such thing as "only" anymore. Not now. Not in Saigon.
View Quote I'm saying I'm through, Ed. I'm tired of people tellin' me what I can't say. "This news isn't official." "That comment is too sarcastic." I can't even make fun of Richard Nixon, and there's a man who is screaming out to be made fun of. So, **** it.
View Quote It zoomed right by, just the way they say it does. Stamp collections, pulling chickweeds from my dad's dichondra plants, arranging rakes by sizes for my mom in the garage. Even encapsulated in two seconds, my life is dull. I find that very alarming.