[When some high school girls like the idea that Kelly has weed]
4th most-quoted character in The Girl Next Door (2004): in 4 of its 30 quotes
A line from Kelly [Upon observing the cheerleaders and football players]Man, there is some talent here. You get those girls together with those assbags right there and shoot 'em humping at, like, a football game or at a prom, that video would sell - ****, I'm good! How do I get these ideas? It's like a gift, you know? It's like I can't control it.
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2 scenes Kelly Hey, you know who's got the killer bud?
Kelly [hits Klitz]
This ****er right here.
Kelly [Kelly gives Klitz a Ziplock bag filled with Marijuana and suddenly the girls are interested in him]
You wanna be president? Lemme tell you the first rule of politics; Always know if the juice is worth the squeeze. You know what that means? It means you don't steal my girl unless you're ready to accept the consequences.
Kelly Sometimes in life if you wanna do something good, you gotta do something bad.
Yeah, but this is breaking and entering.
Kelly This is politics.
