Garden State quotes
37 total quotesAndrew Largeman (Large)
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Sam
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[as Largeman, Mark, and Sam are leaving Albert's quarry.]
Andrew Largeman: Good luck exploring the infinite abyss.
Albert: Thanks...Hey, you too.
Albert: Thanks...Hey, you too.
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Sam: Well, don't try anything funny, 'cause my uncle's a bounty hunter and he can have you tracked and killed.
Andrew Largeman: You're such a liar.
Andrew Largeman: You're such a liar.
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Rude Girl Customer: I'll have a Ketel Cosmo, with Red Bull, and some bread, ASAP.
Andrew Largeman: We don't have bread.
Rude Girl Customer: What do you mean you don't have bread, how can you not have bread?
Andrew Largeman: We're a Vietnamese restaurant. We just don't have bread.
Rude Girl Customer: Well, you're not Vietnamese.
Andrew Largeman: No, I'm not.
Rude Girl Customer: Can I have something to chew on? ****, bamboo! Whatever!
Andrew Largeman: I'll see what I can find.
Andrew Largeman: We don't have bread.
Rude Girl Customer: What do you mean you don't have bread, how can you not have bread?
Andrew Largeman: We're a Vietnamese restaurant. We just don't have bread.
Rude Girl Customer: Well, you're not Vietnamese.
Andrew Largeman: No, I'm not.
Rude Girl Customer: Can I have something to chew on? ****, bamboo! Whatever!
Andrew Largeman: I'll see what I can find.
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Andrew Largeman: You're a cop, Kenny?
Kenny: Yeah, I know.
Andrew Largeman: Why?
Kenny: I don't know, man. Had nothing better to do. Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like, ummmm... rich!
Andrew Largeman: But Kenny, the last time I saw you, you were doing coke lines off a urinal.
Kenny: I know, I know, man... but it was time for me to grow up, you know? Plus, I wasn't making shit at that fish market. No one knew who I was. I couldn't get laid. Yeah, it's a much better situation for me now.
Kenny: Yeah, I know.
Andrew Largeman: Why?
Kenny: I don't know, man. Had nothing better to do. Plus, the benefits are great, you know? If I get shot on the job, I'm like, ummmm... rich!
Andrew Largeman: But Kenny, the last time I saw you, you were doing coke lines off a urinal.
Kenny: I know, I know, man... but it was time for me to grow up, you know? Plus, I wasn't making shit at that fish market. No one knew who I was. I couldn't get laid. Yeah, it's a much better situation for me now.
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Sam: We're not gonna make out or anything, okay?
Andrew Largeman: What?
Sam: Oh, I'm sorry. I just totally ruined that moment, didn't I?
Andrew Largeman: What?
Sam: Oh, I'm sorry. I just totally ruined that moment, didn't I?
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Andrew Largeman: So what were you really doing there?
Sam: Charging. I'm a robot.
Andrew Largeman: Do you lie a lot?
Sam: What do you consider a lot?
Andrew Largeman: Enough for people to call you a liar.
Sam: People call me lots of things.
Andrew Largeman: Is one of them liar?
Sam: I could say no, but how would you know I'm not lying?
Andrew Largeman: I guess I could choose to trust you.
Sam: You can do that?
Andrew Largeman: I can try.
Sam: Charging. I'm a robot.
Andrew Largeman: Do you lie a lot?
Sam: What do you consider a lot?
Andrew Largeman: Enough for people to call you a liar.
Sam: People call me lots of things.
Andrew Largeman: Is one of them liar?
Sam: I could say no, but how would you know I'm not lying?
Andrew Largeman: I guess I could choose to trust you.
Sam: You can do that?
Andrew Largeman: I can try.
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Sam: I haven't even lied in like, the past two days.
Andrew Largeman: Is that true?
Sam: No.
Andrew Largeman: Is that true?
Sam: No.