Freddy Got Fingered

Freddy Got Fingered quotes

33 total quotes (ID: 1041)

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[singing] Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Daddy, would you like some sausages? Daddy, would you like some sausage? Sausages? Sausages?


Ding-dong! Ding-dong!

Don't rub on Mr. Lee!

Eh, hmm. Investments. Eh, I do investments. Consulting in the business, eh, business, eh, analysing, stocks, eh, NASDAQ, eh, Dow Jones, Wall Street Journal, eh, New York City, CNN.

Get inside the animals!

He's a molester... He's a CHIIIILD molester!!!

Hey, can I borrow 50 bucks or something? For supplies, for, like, pens or Liquid Paper or a Trapper Keeper or one of those little compasses that you put the pencil in and you can make a circle, a perfect circle.

I hope I get a jobby, Freddy. I got my fingers crossed!

I see the problem here! There's a baby in your BOOOODDDYYY!

I wanna try the horsey! I wanna try the horsey!

I'm the backwards man, the backwards man, the backwards man. I can walk backwards fast as you can. I can walk backwards fast as you can

Japan four!

Look, Daddy, I'm a farmer!

THIS IS FANCY RESTAURANT! THIS IS A FANCY RESTAURANT!!

What in the name of sweet breakfast meats are you doing?