Fletch quotes
45 total quotesFletch
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Love your body, Larry.
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I didn't want to do this, but I'm afraid I'm gonna have to pull rank on you. I'm with the Mattress Police. There are no tags on these mattresses.
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In the court ruling US vs. Fishbine, a man subjected to potential incineration while wearing another man's suit is entitled to $10,000 worth of airline tickets. It's an obscure ruling, but a very important one. To me.
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Mr. Stanwyk's parents Marvin and Velma of Provo, were unable to attend the wedding. Those are three names I enjoy; Marvin, Velma, and Provo.
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[after paying his ex-wife's attorney, Fletch walks him to the door] Keep ten for yourself. Go and get yourself a nice piece of ass.
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Hey that's you and Tommy Lasorda... [smashes picture] I hate Tommy Lasorda.
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Oh, you've remodeled the garage. Must have cost you hundreds.
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[Corrupt Police Chief Karlin surprises Stanwyk holding Fletch at gunpoint - said in the dryest manner possible] Thank God. The police.
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You know, if you shoot me, you're liable to lose a lot of those humanitarian awards.
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[to a Doberman Pinscher] Look, defenseless babies!
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Hey, don't talk to me that way, assface. I don't work for you yet.
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For another grand, I'll let you take me out to dinner.
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Can I call my mother? Tell her how much I love her?