Fletch Lives

Fletch Lives quotes

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Fletch Lives

(narrating) All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it.

Guard: Sir this is a restricted area!
Fletch: I'm happy for ya, most people live in terrible neighborhoods.

I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it.

You shouldn't wear so much eye shadow. It makes you look slutty.

(narrating) The morgue proved to be a dead end. But I guess it is for most people.

(narrating) When I got back, there was a cozy fire in the fireplace...and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great.

Old Fella: You're cute! What's your name little lady?........
Fletch: Peggy Lee, Peggy Lee Zorba

Supervisor: And you are?
Fletch: I are pissed!

Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit.

Southern Belle: (to Fletch) They sure do love you Colonel.
Fletch: (looking at her bosom) And I love them, too!

Real Estate Agent: I can see you're disappointed.
Fletch: No, not at all. A little speckling and some napalm and this place could make a nice mausoleum.

Sheriff: You care ta make a statmunt?
Fletch: (Sighs) Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

Hamilton "Ham" Johnson: So tragic when this happens to somebody so young and healthy. Was she feeling alright last night?
Fletch: She felt great to me.

(narrating) I never liked guns, especially when they're pointed at me.

What can I do to y- for you?