Fletch Lives

Fletch Lives quotes

45 total quotes (ID: 1051)

Fletch Lives

You shouldn't wear so much eye shadow. It makes you look slutty.

I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it.

(narrating) All I needed now was a computer. And a ten year old kid to teach me how to use it.

(narrating) When I got back, there was a cozy fire in the fireplace...and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great.

(narrating) The morgue proved to be a dead end. But I guess it is for most people.

Supervisor: And you are?
Fletch: I are pissed!

Real Estate Agent: I can see you're disappointed.
Fletch: No, not at all. A little speckling and some napalm and this place could make a nice mausoleum.

(narrating) I never liked guns, especially when they're pointed at me.

Guard: Sir this is a restricted area!
Fletch: I'm happy for ya, most people live in terrible neighborhoods.

Old Fella: You're cute! What's your name little lady?........
Fletch: Peggy Lee, Peggy Lee Zorba

Hamilton "Ham" Johnson: So tragic when this happens to somebody so young and healthy. Was she feeling alright last night?
Fletch: She felt great to me.

Southern Belle: (to Fletch) They sure do love you Colonel.
Fletch: (looking at her bosom) And I love them, too!

Sheriff: You care ta make a statmunt?
Fletch: (Sighs) Ask not what your country can do for you, ask what you can do for your country.

What can I do to y- for you?

Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit.