Fletch Lives quotes ... Movie Quotes Database

View Quote (narrating) Over the years, I found Mr. Underhill's credit card to be a useful tool, much like Underhill himself.

View Quote (narrating) The morgue proved to be a dead end. But I guess it is for most people.

View Quote (narrating) The Reverend Farnsworth was Becky's father, but I wasn't going to hold that against her. If I was going to hold anything against her, it wouldn't be her father.

View Quote (narrating) When I got back, there was a cozy fire in the fireplace...and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great.

View Quote Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit.

View Quote Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee Schwartz.

View Quote I believe Louisana is the Pelican State.

View Quote I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it.

View Quote I've been foolishly squandering my salary on food and heat.

View Quote It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man.

View Quote S****! S****! S****! Go back to where you're from!

View Quote These walls are deplaning at an alarming rate!

View Quote They multiply by masturbation.

View Quote What can I do to y- for you?

View Quote You shouldn't wear so much eye shadow. It makes you look slutty.