Fletch Lives

Fletch Lives quotes

45 total quotes (ID: 1051)

Fletch Lives


(narrating) Over the years, I found Mr. Underhill's credit card to be a useful tool, much like Underhill himself.


(narrating) The morgue proved to be a dead end. But I guess it is for most people.

(narrating) The Reverend Farnsworth was Becky's father, but I wasn't going to hold that against her. If I was going to hold anything against her, it wouldn't be her father.

(narrating) When I got back, there was a cozy fire in the fireplace...and on the roof, and on the porch. It was great.

Becky was a good girl and didn't need to be spanked... dammit.

Bobby Lee. Bobby Lee Schwartz.

I believe Louisana is the Pelican State.

I borrowed your toothbrush. I would have used your razor but it looks like you've been doing some gardening with it.

I've been foolishly squandering my salary on food and heat.

It takes a big man to admit when he's wrong. I am NOT a big man.

Scum! Scum! Scum! Go back to where you're from!

These walls are deplaning at an alarming rate!

They multiply by masturbation.

What can I do to y- for you?

You shouldn't wear so much eye shadow. It makes you look slutty.