Fish Called Wanda, A quotes

34 total quotes

Multiple Characters
Otto
Wanda

View Quote Excuse me sir. Airport security can I see your passport please, and boarding card... Oh look the Queen. (Man turns to look Otto knocks him out)

View Quote I looked at the clock, 'cuz I was saying to myself "Where could he be going at five to seven with that sawed-off shotgun?"

View Quote It's K-K-K-Ken, coming to k-k-kill me!

View Quote It's a Buddhist meditation technique, focuses your aggression. The monks used to do it before they went into battle.

View Quote I used to kill for the C.I.A.

View Quote What was the middle thing?

View Quote The British contribution to world cuisine, the chip. What do the English eat WITH chips to make them more interesting? WAIT A MOMENT, it's FISH isn't it?

View Quote Now, about my sister. Look, she's a very sexy girl. I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. **** her blue.

View Quote Oh you English are SO superior aren't you. Well would like to know where you'd be without US the good old USofA to protect you? The smallest ****ing province in eastern Europe thats where, so DON'T call me stupid lady just THANK me. If it wern't for us you'd all be speaking German, singing Deustchland Deutstchland uber alles.

View Quote I love looking at your ass when you walk is that beautiful or what?Don't go near him, HE'S MINE!!!

View Quote I mean, what the **** are you doing robbing your own house?

View Quote You spineless Bimbo.

View Quote So the old lady's gonna m-m-meet with an accident, eh, K-K-Ken?

View Quote You're the Vulgarian, you ****! Now apologise.

View Quote To be honest I hate them with their stupid phoney accents. Not you Ken you have a beautiful speaking voice, when it works.