Fish Called Wanda, A

Fish Called Wanda, A quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 218)

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Otto
Wanda


It's a Buddhist meditation technique, focuses your aggression. The monks used to do it before they went into battle.


It's K-K-K-Ken, coming to k-k-kill me!

Now, about my sister. Look, she's a very sexy girl. I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. **** her blue.

The British contribution to world cuisine, the chip. What do the English eat WITH chips to make them more interesting? WAIT A MOMENT, it's FISH isn't it?

I looked at the clock, 'cuz I was saying to myself "Where could he be going at five to seven with that sawed-off shotgun?"

Well, Ken... I'm going to ask you some questions, while I eat my chips. First, who was the philosopher who developed the concept of the superman in Also sprach Zarathustra? No? That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid.

You spineless Bimbo.

What was the middle thing?

You're the Vulgarian, you ****! Now apologise.

I used to kill for the C.I.A.

Oh you English are SO superior aren't you. Well would like to know where you'd be without US the good old USofA to protect you? The smallest ****ing province in eastern Europe thats where, so DON'T call me stupid lady just THANK me. If it wern't for us you'd all be speaking German, singing Deustchland Deutstchland uber alles.

We did NOT lose Vietnam it was a tie.

I mean, what the **** are you doing robbing your own house?

So the old lady's gonna m-m-meet with an accident, eh, K-K-Ken?

To be honest I hate them with their stupid phoney accents. Not you Ken you have a beautiful speaking voice, when it works.