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[Repeatedly]Don't call me stupid!

It's K-K-K-Ken, coming to k-k-kill me!

What was the middle thing?


I used to kill for the C.I.A.

A pound says you won't kill her.

Are you thinking or are you mid-stutter?

Hey! Great fish! A little squeeze of lemon, some tartar sauce - perfect!

Well, Ken... I'm going to ask you some questions, while I eat my chips. First, who was the philosopher who developed the concept of the superman in Also sprach Zarathustra? No? That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid.

So the old lady's gonna m-m-meet with an accident, eh, K-K-Ken?

I had a good friend in the CIA, had a stutter. Cost him his life, damn it.

I mean, what the **** are you doing robbing your own house?

It's a Buddhist meditation technique, focuses your aggression. The monks used to do it before they went into battle.

I don't believe in jealousy. It's for the weak. One thing, though. Touch his dick and he's dead!

Now, about my sister. Look, she's a very sexy girl. I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. **** her blue.


You're the Vulgarian, you ****! Now apologise.

We did NOT lose Vietnam it was a tie.

I love looking at your ass when you walk is that beautiful or what?Don't go near him, HE'S MINE!!!

Come on Wanda. Gullet time.

The British contribution to world cuisine, the chip. What do the English eat WITH chips to make them more interesting? WAIT A MOMENT, it's FISH isn't it?

(singing in the middle of sex) VOLARE!!!!

Hello K-K-K-Ken's P-P-P-Pet's. Hey wake up, WAKE UP LIMEY FISH!!!

Oh you English are SO superior aren't you. Well would like to know where you'd be without US the good old USofA to protect you? The smallest ****ing province in eastern Europe thats where, so DON'T call me stupid lady just THANK me. If it wern't for us you'd all be speaking German, singing Deustchland Deutstchland uber alles.

To be honest I hate them with their stupid phoney accents. Not you Ken you have a beautiful speaking voice, when it works.

(to Ken at various times) Hello Honey!

You spineless Bimbo.

Excuse me sir. Airport security can I see your passport please, and boarding card... Oh look the Queen. (Man turns to look Otto knocks him out)

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