Fish Called Wanda, A

Fish Called Wanda, A quotes

34 total quotes (ID: 218)

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I knew you'd come along and **** it up! I was dealing with something delicate. I'm setting up a guy who's important to us, who'll tell me where the loot is and if you'll be arrested, and you come loping in like Rambo and you dangle him out a fifth-floor window! Now, was that smart? Was it shrewd? Was it good tactics? Or was it stupid?

I looked at the clock, 'cuz I was saying to myself "Where could he be going at five to seven with that sawed-off shotgun?"

I love looking at your ass when you walk is that beautiful or what?Don't go near him, HE'S MINE!!!

I mean, what the **** are you doing robbing your own house?

I used to kill for the C.I.A.

It's a Buddhist meditation technique, focuses your aggression. The monks used to do it before they went into battle.

It's K-K-K-Ken, coming to k-k-kill me!

Now, about my sister. Look, she's a very sexy girl. I understand you wanting to play around with her. It's OK, I was wrong. I'm sorry I was jealous. Just go ahead. Pork away, pal. **** her blue.

Oh you English are SO superior aren't you. Well would like to know where you'd be without US the good old USofA to protect you? The smallest ****ing province in eastern Europe thats where, so DON'T call me stupid lady just THANK me. If it wern't for us you'd all be speaking German, singing Deustchland Deutstchland uber alles.

So the old lady's gonna m-m-meet with an accident, eh, K-K-Ken?

The British contribution to world cuisine, the chip. What do the English eat WITH chips to make them more interesting? WAIT A MOMENT, it's FISH isn't it?

To be honest I hate them with their stupid phoney accents. Not you Ken you have a beautiful speaking voice, when it works.

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people. I've known sheep that could outwit you. I've worn dresses with higher IQs!

We did NOT lose Vietnam it was a tie.

Well, Ken... I'm going to ask you some questions, while I eat my chips. First, who was the philosopher who developed the concept of the superman in Also sprach Zarathustra? No? That's a chip up the nose, I'm afraid.