The First Wives Club

The First Wives Club quotes

10 total quotes (ID: 217)

Brenda
Chris
Elise


(Elise to her plastic surgeaon)
Elise:Do it Morris, do it to me now, I need it. You're the only one who does it the way I like it. You're the king.
Morris:Elise, if I give you any more collagen you're lips are going to look like they got stuck in a pool drain


Aaron:I want a divorce
Annie:(shocked) BUT WE JUST MADE LOVE. I mean you asked me out. (Starts crying)
Aaron:I asked you out to tell you, you know one last time, a goodbye kiss.
Annie:But this wasn't just a kiss.
Aaron:Annie don't be childish, you know how you manipulate me.
Annie:What, manipulate, i.. i..(Realises what's going on). Oh my god, is there someone else.
Aaron:Of course not this is abot us,... wel it's really about you...
(Dr. Leslie Rosen enters through front door)
Leslie:Babe
All three stare at each other
LeslieOh my god
Annie:Oh my god
Aaron:Oh my god
Leslie:This is very awkward
Aaron:No no, Annie was just leaving
Leslie:You told her?
Aaron:I was totally upfront
Annie:What? Excuse me.
Leslie:Annie, this is rough, i know that
Annie:ROUGH! Wait a minute, I don't understand. You are my therapist...
Leslie:I'm a woman
Annie:...he is my husband, oh.
Aaron:Annie, we've been separated for months. Now let's not over-dramatise.
Leslie:Aaron, she's aloud to be angry. Annie, let's use this; he's found somone new; you're free; closure.
Annie:I am sorry, but that is not what this is, no.
Leslie:Annie no, Annie you're not helping s out here, now i am sorry...
Annie:SO AM I. I VERY SORRY I EVER MET YOU; AND I AM SORRY THAT I ALLOWED MYSELF TO LOVE YOU FOR ALL THOSE YEARS. I'M SORRY I DID NOTHING BUT BE THERE FOR YOU EVERY MINUTE OF EVERY DAY AND SUPPORT YOU IN YOUR EVERY MOVE!!! I'M SORRY!!! (Starts crying and leaves)

Brenda:OK Elise, the time has come, spill. Those lips, what's in 'em. Are they wax?
Elise:Excuse me?
Brenda:What else did you have done? Come on Elise you can tell me. The cheek one, the jaw line. Did you have a little bit, or the full enchilada!
Elise:I work out every day. I watch my diet. I have not had plastic surgery.
Annie:Well good for you, you look terrific.
Brenda:Oh come on. Elise your lying through your caps.
Elise:Ok. All right, I have been freshened up a little.
Annie:(Puts down wine glass) Oh god, does it hurt.
Elise:(drinking) Mmmm, no.
Brenda:What do they do with the stuff they take off? Do you get to keep it?
Elise:Oh come on Brenda, it's the nineties for god's sake. (Picks up cigarette and lights it) I mean it's like... Plastic surgery is like good grooming, it's like brushing your teeth.

Chris:You're a doormat.
Annie:Why are you so crabby today honey, is it school? I know what it is; it's a boy.
Chris:I'm a lesbian mom. I'm a lesbian, but that's not the point.
Annie:Well sweetie, when you say lesbian...
Chris:And don't tell daddy, I want to tell him myself when the time is right. Like Father's day or Christmas morning.
Catherine:Annie? Thank God you're all right. Where were you? Who saw you?
Annie:Who saw me what?
Chris:She was sleeping with daddy.
Catherine:Oh muffin dear you've come to your senses i'm so happy.
Annie:Mother, i am not sleeping with Aaron. He's just having some problems with his partners. He's feeling very conflicted and he needed somebody to talk to.
Chris:Doormat!
Annie:Lesbian!

Morris:You're 45! If I give you one more facelift you're going to be able to blink your lips. I mean don't you want to be able to play a part your own age?
Elise:My own age? No no. You don't understand. There are only three ages for women in Hollywood. Babe, District Attorney, and Driving Ms Daisy. And right now, I want to be young, science-fiction young

You don't owm me... dont try to tell me what i should do"

Don't shame me in the synagogue.

Fill 'em up!

Guess what, dad? I'm a lesbian. A big one.

Wake up, Morty! Time to smell the audit!