Fight Club quotes

100 total quotes

Marla Singer
Multiple Characters
Narrator
Tyler Durden

View Quote Reject the basic assumption of civilization, especially the importance of material possessions!

View Quote The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

View Quote This isn't a for real suicide. This is probably one of those "cry for help" things.

View Quote My God ... I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school.

View Quote It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, then tossed it ... like a Christmas tree. So special, then bam â€“ it's on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it â€“ like a sex crime victim, underwear inside out, bound with electrical tape.

View Quote A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night. Then, you throw it away ... the condom, I mean, not the stranger.

View Quote If I fall asleep, I'm done for. You're gonna have to keep me up â€“ all night ...

View Quote You're the worst thing that ever happened to me.

View Quote You have deep-seated emotional problems for which you should seek professional help!

View Quote Narrator: He was the guerilla terrorist in the food service industry.
[The Narrator looks at Tyler, who's urinating in a pot]
Tyler Durden: Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
Narrator: Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well ...
Tyler Durden (snickers): Go ahead. Tell 'em.
Narrator: You get the idea.

View Quote I'd like to thank the Academy ...

View Quote People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.

View Quote I can't think of anything.

View Quote Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.

View Quote I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.