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Fight Club

Fight Club quotes

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Marla Singer
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Tyler Durden

The first rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. The second rule of Fight Club is: you do not talk about Fight Club. Third rule of Fight Club: someone yells "stop", goes limp, taps out, the fight is over. Fourth rule: only two guys to a fight. Fifth rule: one fight at a time, fellas. Sixth rule: no shirts, no shoes. Seventh rule: fights will go on as long as they have to. And the eighth and final rule: if this is your first night at Fight Club, you have to fight.

This isn't a for real suicide. This is probably one of those "cry for help" things.

My God ... I haven't been ****ed like that since grade school.

It's a bridesmaid's dress. Someone loved it intensely for one day, then tossed it ... like a Christmas tree. So special, then bam – it's on the side of the road, tinsel still clinging to it – like a sex crime victim, underwear inside out, bound with electrical tape.

A condom is the glass slipper of our generation. You slip one on when you meet a stranger. You dance all night. Then, you throw it away ... the condom, I mean, not the stranger.

If I fall asleep, I'm done for. You're gonna have to keep me up – all night ...

You're the worst thing that ever happened to me.

You have deep-seated emotional problems for which you should seek professional help!

Narrator: He was the guerilla terrorist in the food service industry.
[The Narrator looks at Tyler, who's urinating in a pot]
Tyler Durden: Do not watch. I cannot go when you watch.
Narrator: Apart from seasoning the lobster bisque, he farted on the meringue, sneezed on braised endive, and as for the cream of mushroom soup, well ...
Tyler Durden (snickers): Go ahead. Tell 'em.
Narrator: You get the idea.

I'd like to thank the Academy ...

People are always asking me if I know Tyler Durden.

I can't think of anything.

Put a gun to my head and paint the walls with my brains.

I felt like putting a bullet between the eyes of every Panda that wouldn't screw to save its species. I wanted to open the dump valves on oil tankers and smother all those French beaches I'd never see. I wanted to breathe smoke.

I felt like destroying something beautiful.