Fast Times at Ridgemont High

Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes

47 total quotes (ID: 203)

Brad Hamilton
Jeff Spicoli
Mike Damone
Mr. Hand

[After being caught masturbating by Linda] Doesn't anybody ever ****ing knock anymore?!?

[Pours coffee on robber] I got you now you son of a bitch! [car speeds away] There goes your ride!

Aloha, my name is Mr. Hand.

[to Spicoli] I think you know where the front office is.

[passing back quizzes] C, D, F, F, F. Three weeks we've been talking about the Platt Amendment. What are you people, on dope?

Charles Jefferson: [to Damone, about his car] Don't **** with it!

Jefferson's brother: You see this month's Playboy? Bo Derek's tits... I like sex.

Spicoli: No shirt, no shoes...
Jeff and Stoner Buds: No dice! Ohhhh.
Brad: Right. Learn it. Know it. Live it.
Spicoli: He's the full hot orator.

Brad: Why don't you get a job Spicoli?
Spicoli: What for?
Brad: You need money.
Spicoli: All I need are some tasty waves, a cool buzz, and I'm fine.

[Jeff Spicoli has just been delivered a pizza during Mr. Hand's class]
Mr. Hand: Am I hallucinating here, just what in the hell do you think you're doing?
Spicoli: Learning about Cuba, having some food.

Damone: I mean don't just walk in. You move across the room. And you don't talk to her. You use your face. You use your body. You use everything. That's what I do. I mean I just send out this vibe and I have personally found that women do respond. I mean, something happens.
Mark: Well, naturally something happens. I mean, you put the vibe out to 30 million chicks, something is gonna happen.
Damone: That's the idea, Rat. That's the attitude.
Mark: The attitude?
Damone: Yeah! The attitude dictates that you don't care whether she comes, stays, lays, or prays. I mean whatever happens, your toes are still tappin'. Now when you got that, then you have the attitude.

Stacy: When a guy has an orgasm, how much comes out?
Linda: A quart or so.

Stacy: I want a relationship. I want romance.
Linda: In Ridgemont? We can't even get cable TV here, Stacy, and you want romance.

Curtis Spicoli: Dad says you have to get up
Curtis Spicoli: Dad says you're gonna be late again you butthole!
Curtis Spicoli: Dad says you're gonna be late again you booger!

Damone: [dropping in on Stacy's house to swim] This is going to be great, Rat. It's like the highlight of their day.
Mark: Hey maybe we'd better call first. I dunno about dropping in like...
Damone: What are you kidding? We're gunna surprise them. Look, just fix your collar, alright? Relax, just be cool, attitude, remember? Where'd you get that, outta the hamper?
Mark: Hey, come on, this is clean.
Damone: Look Rat, it's like riding a bike. Fall off; you're right back on. Mess up a date, do it again.