Fast Times at Ridgemont High quotes

View Quote [to Mr. Hand] You dick!

View Quote This is U.S. History, I see the globe right there.

View Quote [driving and really stoned] People on 'ludes should not drive.

View Quote [talking on the phone, hits his head with a shoe] That was my skull! I'm so wasted!

View Quote Aloha, Mr. Hand.

View Quote Mr Hand, do you have a guy like me in all your classes? You know, a guy you make an example of?

View Quote Like I told the guy on ABC, danger is my business!

View Quote [to Mark] I can see it all now, this is gonna be just like last summer. You fell in love with that girl at the Fotomat, you bought forty dollars worth of ****in' film, and you never even talked to her. You don't even own a camera.

View Quote [to Mark] You are a wuss: part wimp, and part pussy.

View Quote Hey Rat! You gotta ace that jacket.

View Quote [to Jefferson] Is that your little brother? He's a good looking kid.

View Quote Yes, it is our time. Mine, yours and everyone else's.

View Quote Brad: Hey, you guys had shirts on when you came in here.
Spicoli: Well, something must have happened to them.

View Quote Businessman: It says one hundred percent guaranteed, you moron!
Brad: Mister, if you don't shut up I'm gonna kick one hundred percent of your ass!

View Quote Mr. Hand: Where is Jeff Spicoli? I saw him earlier today, near the first floor bathrooms, is he still on campus? Anyone?
[Desmond raises hand]
Mr. Hand: Yes, Desmond?
Desmond: I saw him outside, near the food machines.
Mr. Hand: How long ago?
Desmond: Right before class.
Mr. Hand: All right. Bring him in.
[Desmond exits]
Mr. Hand: What is this fascination with truancy? What is it that gets inside of your heads? There are some teachers at this school who look the other way at truants. It's a little game you both play. They pretend they don't see you, and you pretend you don't ditch! Now, in the end, who pays the price? YOU!