Eurotrip quotes

20 total quotes (ID: 195)


(Scott and cooper after entering the 'FEISTY GOAT' Bar in London) Scott: Hi, What do you wanna........ [pause] Soccer Hooligans
Cooper: Hey... This isn't where i parked my car.
English Guy: Oye, Who the bloody hell are you? This is private members bar exclusively for the supporters of the greatest football team in the world...... Manchester United. Now please enlighten me... Who the **** are you?
Cooper: That is a good question and... Scotty?
Scott: We're the Manchester United Fan Club... from Ohio
English Guy: If you are the Manchester United Supporters then sing the Manchester United song.
Scott: Excuse me, I'm sorry I'm not much of a singer
English Guy: OYE... SING
Scott: My baby takes the morning train, he works from 9 to 5 and then, he takes another home again, to find me watching [pause] The manchester United Football team! the best freakin' team in all the land woohoo!!"
English Guy: Pretty good.... pretty damn good lads, right!

Cecil: So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunkey in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!
Cooper: Wow. You guys are on like a completely different level of swearing over here.

Weird Italian Guy: Mi Scusi!
Mad Maynard: Oi Lads! That wanker's got a franc football shirt on! Let's give this nancy a ****ing good kicking!
Mad Maynard: **** Off! Get out of it, you wankers! Go on, you gaelic ****ing garlic breathtossers! Piss Off! Come in and say that, mate! C'mon! ****ing come and have it! You ****ing beep!?! We'll beep you bastards all over your ****ing nose! **** Off! Go on, you french bastards! Get on the other side of the road, you pricks! C'mon out of it! **** Off! I'm knackered!
Donny: Scotty doesn't know that Fiona and me do it in my van every Sunday.
Mad Maynard: If your not a manc, your a wank!

I saw a gay porno once. I didn't know until halfway in. The girls never came. The girls never came!

Hooligan: [with heavy British accent] So, I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunkie in the tradesmens' entrance, and have her lick me yardballs! Ha, ha!...
Cooper: Wow... you guys are like on a completely different level of swearing here.

Oh, here it is. Bratislava. Hmm. Capital of Slovakia. Oh, here's a fun fact. [Jamie looks up, interested] You made out with your sister, man!

Scott: Cooper, the hat! The hat! The hat is on fire!
Cooper: "We don't need no water let the motha... "
Scott: I'm not kidding! Look!
Cooper: Oh, holy shit!

Scott: So, have you guys decided where you wanna go first?
Jenny: Paris! I heard two years ago, Nicky Jager's sister, Debbie, met this wealthy French guy, and spent a month sailing the Mediterranean on his yacht. Isn't that just the most romantic thing you've ever heard?
Cooper: Stuck on a boat with a weird French guy? That sounds a little gay.
Jenny: It's not gay. I'm a girl.
Scott: Kinda gay.
Cooper: A little gay.

Scott: I'm in love with Mieke.
Cooper: Okay, okay, you know what? I was actually expecting this, and frankly, no, listen, I'm flattered that you picked me to come out to first. And don't worry about telling your folks, 'cause I think they already know.
Scott: No, you idiot. Mieke's a girl.
Cooper: No, no, no, I get it, yeah. He's the girl, then you're the girl. Sometimes you're both the girl. [pause] Right? Right? That's hot.

Haha look at Jamie's penis!

Cooper: Dude, Mieke's hideous! Run!
Scott: Stop.

Jenny: So you just go around Europe sleeping with every woman you meet?
French rich guy: No, please. It is not like that. I also sleep with men.

Cooper: (putting on the pope hat) Hey, check this out! I'm the pope!
Scott: Cooper... take off the pope hat.
Cooper: Oh, no. It's OK. I'm catholic.
Scott: Take it off, Goddammit!
Cooper: Oh, you took the Lord's name in vain! Only I can forgive you now, my son.

(to Jenny) You're just a really cool dude with long hair.

Later Bert, stay black bro