Ernest Goes to Jail quotes
32 total quotesCharlotte Sparrow (Miss Sparrow)
Chuck
Ernest P. Worrell
Felix Nash
Warden Carmichael
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[Finds Rimshot in the trashcan]: What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?
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I've never been inside a restaurant that doesn't have a drive-thru window before.
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[To Nash's lawyer as he's being taken to the chair]: You pal, you're not getting anymore of my business!
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Real men are not intimidated by physical threats against their personal selves, and, ironically, neither am I.
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Look, I'm not this guy Nash!
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This guy is better off in jail.
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Is everyone who works here a moron?
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Here, I'll help you up!
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Don't worry about that diet, tubby. Once I set this fuse, you'll lose all that weight.
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(To Ernest P. Worrell): Well, looks like a got another hostage, too bad, I thought you were dead!
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(Thinking Nash is Ernest): You are slime Ernest P. Worrell!
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Ernest, we're late for work!
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We're sorry, Ernest, Bobby didn't know the mace can was loaded.
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This guy is in love! L-U-V! Ernest is in love. Ernest and Charlotte sittin' in a tree, K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes Ernest pushing a baby carriage!
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He's gettin' away!