Ernest P. Worrell quotes

I've never been inside a restaurant that doesn't have a drive-thru window before.

[To Nash's lawyer as he's being taken to the chair]: You pal, you're not getting anymore of my business!

[Finds Rimshot in the trashcan]: What kind of person would throw away a perfectly good dog?

Real men are not intimidated by physical threats against their personal selves, and, ironically, neither am I.

Look, I'm not this guy Nash!

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