Epic Movie

Epic Movie quotes

49 total quotes (ID: 191)

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Silas: (in Latin) In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. (English subtitles) I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

Aslo: Have your Dr. Phil moment later. Now get outta here!

Edward: Captain Morgan! I love your rum.
Captain Jack Swallows: No. Captain Jack... Swallows... at your service.
Edward: Jack Swallows? That's kinda gay, dude.

I'm sorry, was the fight over? I didn't know.

Damn that plot of Superman Returns!

Edward: I'm going to be a lucha libre wrestler!
Nacho Libre: You think you are better than the other orphans?

[Peter removes his jacket and wing straps]
Cyclops: He's unleashing his powers!
Storm: He's gonna spread angel wings!
[Peter clucks like a chicken and turns around showing the small-sized wings on his back; everyone starts laughing]
Mystique: More like chicken wings!
Magneto: Break it up. Break it up. You all know Peter is too much of a pussy to stand up for himself.

Lucy: I don't get it.
Man in "The Last Supper": You're all related! Brothers and sisters! You're a family, for Christ's sake! [Jesus rolls his eyes] Sorry.

Peter [to Lucy]: What are you doing?
Lucy: Willy told me he wanted his knob polished.
Susan: Dumbass.

Willy: Children, do you wanna know what makes all my candy taste so special?
Edward: Uh-huh.
Willy: It's a special secret ingredient. It's real human parts. There's gonna be a little itty bitty piece of each and every one of you inside of the yummy yum candy, literally.

Silas: (in Latin) Persona non grata. Magna cum laude. (English subtitles) For sheezy, White Beezy.

Peter: [about the frozen White Bitch] We will create a democratic society, and give her a fair trail, and-
[Jack Swallows comes rolling by on the wooden wheel and runs over the Bitch]
Captain Jack Swallows: Take that, Bitch!
Peter: [Pauses] Ah, screw her anyways.

Peter: [to Mystique] Would you like to come to the homecoming dance with me?
Mystique: As if.

Peter: We have something the White Bitch doesn't.
Lucy: Perky breasts?

Lauren Conrad: Nice hair, Rogue. [Rogue touches her, causing her to fall to the ground, seemingly dead]