Epic Movie

Epic Movie quotes

49 total quotes (ID: 191)

Multiple Characters

Peter: [to Mystique] Would you like to come to the homecoming dance with me?
Mystique: As if.

Harry Beaver: May I present the kings and queens of Gnarnia: Peter, the Heroic; Susan, the Just; Edward, the Loyal and Lucy, the Dumbshit!

Silas: (in Latin) In nomine Patris, et Filii, et Spiritus Sancti. (English subtitles) I'm gonna go Jackie Chan on your ass!

Silas: (in Latin) Persona non grata. Magna cum laude. (English subtitles) For sheezy, White Beezy.

Silas: (in Latin) Urts-hay oh-say ood-gay! (English subtitles) Beat me like Bobby beats Whitney! (allegedly)

Silas: (in Latin) Et tu, Brute? (English subtitles) I'm Rick James, bitch!

Edward: Captain Morgan! I love your rum.
Captain Jack Swallows: No. Captain Jack... Swallows... at your service.
Edward: Jack Swallows? That's kinda gay, dude.

Aslo: Have your Dr. Phil moment later. Now get outta here!

Edward: I even got a tattoo with your name on it. [takes off his shirt, exposing what appears to be 50 Cent's tattoo]
White Bitch: That looks more like 50 Cent's tattoo, you idiot.
Edward: Shit! They did the wrong one.

Aslo: Where you going, dollface? I just took my Cialis!
Aslo's girl: Screw you, Aslo.

"Hermione": Hope you chicks are on the pill. Harry likes to get wasted, then show off his "sorcerer's stones". [farts]
Susan: They are definitely too old to still be doing this shit!

Edward: I'm going to be a lucha libre wrestler!
Nacho Libre: You think you are better than the other orphans?

White Bitch: This crystal will finally put an end to the resistance. I will start a series of earthquakes that will collapse all of Gnarnia and grow a new continent where only I and my followers will live.
Bink: Yo, Bitch, that's pretty much the plot of Superman Returns.
White Bitch: Pretty much, yeah.

Lucy: I don't get it.
Man in "The Last Supper": You're all related! Brothers and sisters! You're a family, for Christ's sake! [Jesus rolls his eyes] Sorry.

Lauren Conrad: Nice hair, Rogue. [Rogue touches her, causing her to fall to the ground, seemingly dead]