Epic Movie quotes
49 total quotesEdward
Lucy
Multiple Characters
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Borat look-alike: Jagshemash! My name a Borat. You did it! You made moviefilm have happy ending. [the water wheel runs over the orphans] Not!
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[referring to a painting of Tom Hanks with his crazy hair in The Da Vinci Code] 'So lame the hair of Tom'... Lame... that's a seven letter word!
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Holy shit, a talking beaver!
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I'm sorry, was the fight over? I didn't know.
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[as the White Bitch pulls up in her turbo sled] Whoa, Stifler's mom!
[unrated version] Whoa, MILF!
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[in his old age] Chuck Norris rules.
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Damn that plot of Superman Returns!
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Willy: Who wants to play with Willy?
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Willy: Who wants to chew my gumballs?
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Willy: You're... mine now.
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Peter: I want flabby grandma arms!
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Peter: Monobrow! Monobrow! King wants a monobrow!
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Peter: [as Superman] You shot me in the ****ing eye! That really hurts! Why would you do that? That was so unnecessary! You bastard!
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Kanye West look-alike: [while Lucy is viewing the camera from Mr. Tumnus] The White Bitch doesn't care about black people.
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Samuel L. Jackson look-alike: Sit, bitch, I'm always yellin'! I'm Samuel mother****ing Jackson!