The Emperor's New Groove quotes

22 total quotes

Dialogues
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Kuzco
Multiple Characters
Yzma

View Quote [to Pacha]: When I give the word, your little town thingy will go bye-bye. Bye-bye! [Pacha is taken away]

View Quote [narrating]: [referring to Kronk's "theme music"] Big, dumb and tone-deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.

View Quote [narrating]: Um, what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me?

View Quote Yay, I'm a llama again! Wait...

View Quote [examining his brides]: Let's see here... hate your hair, not likely, yikes, yikes, yikes, and let me guess: you have a great personality.

View Quote [walks in soaking wet] Okay, why does she even have that lever? [kicks the alligator biting his tail; alligator whimpers and runs away]

View Quote [about Kuzco] I'll turn him into a flea. A harmless little flea. And I'll put that flea in a box. And then I'll put that box in another box. Then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives, [laughs maniacally] I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say! [Knocks over the potion, which makes a plant explode] Or, to save on postage, I'll just poison him with this!

View Quote Pull the lever, Kronk. [Kronk does so and sends her falling through the wrong hole] Wrong lever! [walks back, soaking wet, and being bitten by an alligator] Why do we even have that lever? [gives the alligator a backwards slap; alligator whimpers and runs away]

View Quote [Holding the human-potion after getting turned into a cat] Looking for this? [Realizes her voice is now high and squeaky] Is that my voice? [coughs] Is that my voice?! [pause] Oh well.

View Quote [as a cat] I'm not going to drop it, you fool - I'm going to drink it, and once I turn back into my beautiful self, I'm going to kill you! [laughs maniacally]

View Quote Chicha: [smiling] Okay everybody, move aside. [pats her pregnant belly] Lady with a baby comin' through.

View Quote Guard: Come on, men, nobody lives forever! [At which point the guards jump down a hole and aren't seen again]

View Quote Kronk's Shoulder Devil: Don't listen to him. He's trying to lead you down the "path of righteousness". I'm gonna lead you down the path that rocks!

View Quote Guard: Hey, I've been turned into a cow. Can I go home?

View Quote Kronk: What are the odds that trap door would lead me out here?