Kuzco quotes

[to Pacha]: When I give the word, your little town thingy will go bye-bye. Bye-bye! [Pacha is taken away]

[narrating]: [referring to Kronk's "theme music"] Big, dumb and tone-deaf. I am so glad I was unconscious for all of this.

[narrating]: Um, what's with the chimp and the bug? Can we get back to me?

Yay, I'm a llama again! Wait...

[examining his brides]: Let's see here... hate your hair, not likely, yikes, yikes, yikes, and let me guess: you have a great personality.

[walks in soaking wet] Okay, why does she even have that lever? [kicks the alligator biting his tail; alligator whimpers and runs away]

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