Duplex

Duplex quotes

41 total quotes (ID: 1032)

Alex Rose
Mrs. Connelly
Nancy Kendricks
Others


Nice seein' ya again, Kenneth.


It's horrible. My parents read this magazine. Now they know my penis is called Mr. Peabody!

[Muffled sound of Mrs. Connelly's very loud TV] I saw myself in the mirror and I thought it was my mother's tush.

I'm coming. Slowly but surely!

Use some elbow grease.

[Reading a dictionary entry] 'Macaw: any long tailed, brightly-colored parrot.' A macaw is a parrot, I knew it!

She puts on this sweet voice. "Nancy, could ya help meh, eh? I think I've found the leavings of a mouse!" Boo, hoo, hoo! As if she didn't know it was a raisin!

She just manipulated me somehow. She's very crafty. She's a crafty old... lady.

We forgot to christen the apartment.

What was she doing?

We'll finally be happy!