Duplex quotes

View Quote You caught me. I can't help but sneak a **** once in a blue moon.

View Quote It's loose as a Dublin whore!

View Quote Besides, how can I have time to rewrite my novel and still do my faithful servant duty to her as her little indentured servant person. Her little butt boy. I mean, I got a lot of duties, honey. She might need me to go out and count grapes with her, or help her fix her heater, or go take her to the laundry, or I got to go help her clean her banana skins, or I got to go clean out her garbage, and I got to go help her fill her monthlies out, or go and wipe her ass! God forbid she have any shit hanging off her ass! Because then I have to run up there double time like a little bunny, and I have to go up there with my little tissue and I have to go wipe her little ass and then I have to say "Oh, good for you, Mrs. Connelly. Good for you for having such a nice little poopie. What's that? You've got some poopie on your diapey? Well let me clean it off -- with my tongue!"

View Quote Upchuck is a delicacy for Little Dick. He's salivatin'.

View Quote Hello, Mr. Peabody!

View Quote Blow me down!

View Quote Come along dear, don't be shy! It's French Onion.

View Quote Nice seein' ya again, Kenneth.

View Quote [after Alex spills the garbage on the stairway and, disgusted, holds up Mrs. Connelly's underwear with a paper towel roll] What in heaven's name are you doin' with me drawers!?

View Quote I could have sworn we had more stuff.

View Quote It's a pea****!

View Quote It's pissin' down out there!

View Quote Are those musical instruments?

View Quote Could you give me a hand with the garbage? We don't wannna be feedin' the mice.

View Quote Use some elbow grease.