Lloyd: The first time I set eyes on Mary Swanson, I just got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.
Harry: That's a special feeling, Lloyd.
Lloyd: Uh, what is the Soup Du Jour?
Waitress: It's the Soup of the Day.
Lloyd: Mmmm. That sounds good. I'll have that.
Harry: How was your day?
Lloyd: Not bad, fell off the jetway again.
Harry: So you got fired again?
Lloyd: Yeah, they always freak out when you leave the scene of an accident, ya know.
Harry: Yeah, I lost my job too.
Lloyd: Man, You are one pathetic loser. No offense.
Harry: No, none taken.
[after accidentally killing Mental with rat poison]
Harry:He blamed me...those were his last words. You heard him.
Lloyd: Not if you count the "gurgling" sound.
Lloyd: So, where ya headed?
Mary: Aspen
Lloyd: Mmm, California. Beautiful!
Lloyd: That's a lovely accent you have. New Jersey?"
Lady at bus stop: Austria.
Lloyd: Austria! Well, then. G'day mate! Let's put another shrimp on the barbie!
Lady at bus stop: Let's not.
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