Dracula: Dead and Loving It

Dracula: Dead and Loving It quotes

27 total quotes (ID: 175)

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Jonathan Harker: [watching Mina's reflection in a mirror as she's dancing with Dracula, where it looks like she's dancing alone] She's doing quite well without him, isn't she?

'[Jonathan is drenched in blood, while Van Helsing is spotless]
Dr. Van Helsing: I have been to many, many stakings. You have to know where to stand.

[upon seeing two voluptuous vampire women - one rubbing a table seductively, the other rubbing the bedpost seductively] My God! What are you doing to the furniture?

[after rising from his coffin and hitting his head on a chandelier] I must move the coffin. [pause] Or the chandelier.

[in a dream, at a picnic] I'm drinking wine, and I'm eating chicken!

I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything [guard locks door] I saw everything! [cackles]

Yesss... MASSSTER!

[as the vampire women are seducing Renfield] No, this is wrong. This is wrong! This is wrong, you hear me? Wrong! This is ... Wrong me! Wrong me! Wrong my brains out!

[a bat poops on the stairs] Children of the night... what a mess they make!

[his last line] Renfield, you asshole!

[waking up from a bad dream] Oh, it's night-time. I was having... a daymare.

[Dracula picks up Jonathan by the throat]
Dracula: Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now, and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!
[Dracula laughs. Jonathan pokes him in the eyes and Dracula drops Jonathan]
Dracula: Ow!