
Dracula: Dead and Loving It quotes
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Renfield
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'[Jonathan is drenched in blood, while Van Helsing is spotless]
Dr. Van Helsing: I have been to many, many stakings. You have to know where to stand.
Dr. Van Helsing: I have been to many, many stakings. You have to know where to stand.
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[Dracula exits the house, carrying a body]
Dracula: You will be my bride for eternity... we will share the passions of immortal love.
Essie: [Lifts head] I can't wait!
Dracula: Not you!!
[Dracula walks back into the house and dumps Essie on the floor. A few minutes later he comes out carrying Mina]
Dracula: [hurriedly] You-will-be-my-bride-for-eternity, we-will-share-the-passions-of-immortal-love.
Dracula: You will be my bride for eternity... we will share the passions of immortal love.
Essie: [Lifts head] I can't wait!
Dracula: Not you!!
[Dracula walks back into the house and dumps Essie on the floor. A few minutes later he comes out carrying Mina]
Dracula: [hurriedly] You-will-be-my-bride-for-eternity, we-will-share-the-passions-of-immortal-love.
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[in a dream, at a picnic] I'm drinking wine, and I'm eating chicken!
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[upon seeing two voluptuous vampire women - one rubbing a table seductively, the other rubbing the bedpost seductively] My God! What are you doing to the furniture?
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[his last line] Renfield, you asshole!
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[after rising from his coffin and hitting his head on a chandelier] I must move the coffin. [pause] Or the chandelier.
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I didn't see anything! I didn't see anything [guard locks door] I saw everything! [cackles]
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[a bat poops on the stairs] Children of the night... what a mess they make!
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[waking up from a bad dream] Oh, it's night-time. I was having... a daymare.
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[Dracula picks up Jonathan by the throat]
Dracula: Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now, and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!
[Dracula laughs. Jonathan pokes him in the eyes and Dracula drops Jonathan]
Dracula: Ow!
Dracula: Arrogant mortal! You are in my world now, and you will never leave this attic alive! I will destroy you, and then I will possess she whom you love the most. And there is not a single thing in the world you can do to stop me!
[Dracula laughs. Jonathan pokes him in the eyes and Dracula drops Jonathan]
Dracula: Ow!
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[as the vampire women are seducing Renfield] No, this is wrong. This is wrong! This is wrong, you hear me? Wrong! This is ... Wrong me! Wrong me! Wrong my brains out!
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Yesss... MASSSTER!