A scene from Dogma 1999
Bethany

I can pay you!

Jay

Pay?

Bethany

A hundred bucks for being my guide. You were going to Jersey anyway. I'm just asking to tag along.

Jay

I feel like Han Solo, you're Chewie, she's Ben Kenobi, and we're in that ****-up bar! What about sex?

Bethany

No sex.

Jay

... All right, well, let's say we're in a situation where we have like five minutes left to live. I don't know, a bomb or something's gonna go off. Would you **** us then?

Bethany

In that highly unlikely situation? [sighs, rolling her eyes] ...Yeah, sure.

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