Dirty Shame, A

Dirty Shame, A quotes

24 total quotes (ID: 164)

Big Ethel
Multiple Characters
Ray Ray

Help me to keep my sexual sobriety!

I read in the paper the other day that the average married couple has sex over 100 times a year! That's a lie, people would be raw if that was true!

I'm going to call the postmaster general — if he's not whacking off! — and report your potty mouth!

I'm just Sylvia Stickles, I'm a horny woman with a head injury.

I've got a hard-on of gold, and my tongue is on fire.


My pussy's on fire!


We got blatant homosexuals shopping right in our store. They eat life you know. Sperm!