Die Hard

Die Hard quotes

60 total quotes (ID: 161)

Hans Gruber
John McClane

[Holding Karl in a headlock while beating him] I'm gonna kill you, I'm gonna ****in' cook you, and I'm gonna ****in' eat you!

[in response to dispatch telling McClane that the line is reserved for emergency calls only] "No ****ing shit, lady, does it sound like I'm ordering a pizza?"

What was it you said to me? Yippy-ki-yay, mother****er...

Karl... hunt that little shit down and get those detonators.

[As the vault doors begin to open, courtesy of the electricity being cut off] You ask for miracles, Theo: I give you the F...B...I.

Dwayne: [Watching as FBI helicopter is destroyed] We're gonna need some more FBI guys, I guess.

Yippee-ki-yay, mother****er.

Drop it, dickhead!

[to himself] Why the **** didn't you stop them, John? Because then you'd be dead, too, asshole!

[Stealing dead terrorist's shoes] Nine million terrorists in the world and I gotta kill one with feet smaller than my sister.

[Recalling his wife's invitation as he crawls through a narrow ventilation shaft] "Come out to the coast, we'll get together, have a few laughs...Now I know what a TV dinner feels like."

I got invited to the Christmas party by mistake. Who knew?

[About to jump off the edge of the roof with the fire hose tiedaround his waist] I promise I will never even think about going up in a tall building again. Oh, God. Please don't let me die.

Take this under advisement, jerkweed.

[After he shoots Hans] Happy trails, Hans.