Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Die Hard 2: Die Harder quotes

26 total quotes (ID: 1026)

Captain Carmine Lorenzo
John McClane
Richard Thornburg

No, don't write it up, don't write it up. Come on, man. This is my mother in law's car. She's all ready mad at me because I'm not a dentist.

Hey, Carmine. Let me ask you something. What sets off the metal detectors first, the lead in your ass or the shit in your brain?

I've got an unidentified stiff here.

What the **** do you think this is, eh? The safety patrol, here? This is the resume of a professional mercenary, you've got the world's biggest drug dealer on his way here now, what d'ya need, a slide rule to figure this out. Or maybe another body in a zipper bag before we start asking questions.

Ah, man, I can't ****ing believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How could the same shit happen to the same guy, twice.

Yippie-Ki-Yay, mother****er.

And I've got everybody from the Shriners convention to the goddamn Boyscouts traipsing through here. I've got lost kids, lost dogs. "Not now." I've got international diplomats. I've got a ****ing reindeer flying in here from the ****ing petting zoo. But, John McClane, he's got a little problem. Hell, let's shut down the whole ****ing airport. Now, what do you think they're gonna say upstairs when I'm gonna tell them that.

Hey, McClane, don't start believing in your own press. Yeah, yeah. I know all about you and that Nakatomi thing in LA. But just because the TV thinks you're hot shit, that don't make it so. Look, you are in my little pond now, and I am the big fish that runs it. So you capped some low life, fine.

[During an attempt for a live broadcast aboard the NEA plane] Put me on live broadcast or start typing your resum

McClane: Look, I'm a cop. LAPD. How about a little team spirit, eh?
Car Impounder: Oh, I was in LA once. Hated it.

McClane: Honey. What are you doing? Where are you? Did you land yet?
Holly: Honey, it's the nineties, remember? Micro-chips, Micro-waves, faxes, air phones.
McClane: He, he, he. Okay, well, as far as I'm concerned, progress peaked at frozen pizza.

Thornburg: You cannot put me near that woman.
Air Stewardess: Excuse me?
Holly: He means he's filed a restraining order against me. I'm not allowed within 50 feet of him.
Thornburg: 50 yards. So, by keeping me in this section, you are violating a court order. I can sue you and this airline. That woman assaulted me and she humiliated me in public.
Air Stewardess: What did you do?
Holly: Knocked out two of his teeth.
Air Stewardess: Would you like some champagne?

McClane: Captain Lorenzo?
Lorenzo: Yeah.
McClane: John McClane.
Lorenzo: Yeah, yeah. I know who you are. You're the asshole that's just broke 7 FAA and 5 District of Columbia regulations, running around my airport with a gun, shooting at people. What do you call that shit?
McClane: Self-defense.

Al: Well, what is it about?
McClane: Oh, just a feeling I have.
Al: Ouch. When you get those feelings, the insurance companies start to get bankrupt.

Al: Hey, I'm right here partner. Your stiffed ass is coming through right now.
McClane: What can you tell me about him?
Al: He's dead.
McClane: You needed a computer to figure that one out?
Al: No, no, no. You don't follow me. According to the department of defense, he's been dead for two years.