[After sticking himself with an election pin]
Figures that the pain in my ass is Nixon, the fascist.
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John Ehrlichman What's going on? Who are these girls?
Henry Kissinger I dunno. But it doesn't look constitutional to me.
Arlene Lorenzo How dare those people treat us like we're stupid teenage girls.
Betsy Jobs We are stupid teenage girls.
Arlene Lorenzo No. We're human beings, and we're American citizens. And four score and seven years ago our forefathers... did something. I don't know what. But I do know one thing - Dick's ass is grass!
Betsy Jobs Checkers pooped.
Rose Mary Woods Girls, the President's dog doesn't "poop." He "does his business."
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