Desperate Living quotes

31 total quotes

View Quote [the phone rings] Hello? What number are you calling? You've dialed the wrong number! SORRY? What good is that? How can you ever repay the 30 seconds you have STOLEN FROM MY LIFE! I hate you, your husband, your children and your relatives!

View Quote [the children are playing doctor in the nude] Sodomites! Caught right in a sex orgy! You dirty filthy...! Is that what you learned in private school?! Nude, nude, nude! You could be pregnant, Beth! And as for you, I never thought you would rape your own SISTER! Oh God, the children are having SEX!

View Quote Am I living in hell?! Is that it?! Have I gone straight to hell?!

View Quote You know I hate nature! Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen!

View Quote You're just like the rest of the common ****s in this town!

View Quote Good God almighty.

View Quote [comes into the room wielding a broom] Back off, asshole!

View Quote [while sitting on Mr. Gravel's face] Down, down, down, down, down, down, down! Down, down, down, down, down!

View Quote Take them to our ugly expert, and give them a complete overhaul!

View Quote Oh, that love muscle! Whip it out and show it hard! Oh come on daddy, **** me! Oh grow little inchworm!

View Quote That little MF!

View Quote Hey morons, you got your clothes on backwards!

View Quote I hope you didn't leave no pecker tracks on my gown!

View Quote Tell me, is it possible to get me a hydrogen bomb?

View Quote Seize her and **** her!