Muffy quotes

Come on, bitch! Eat some dog food! Eat it! Eat it, you bitch! Put my baby in the refrigerator!

I'm so hungry I could eat cancer!

[talking to her breasts] Hi big boys! I bet you didn't know Mommy won the Maryland lottery, yes! I'm going to be buying you lots of new push-up bras, so get ready for your new home! Things are going to be looking up for you two!

Good old germ-carrying American currency!

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