D.E.B.S.

D.E.B.S. quotes

38 total quotes (ID: 1021)

Amy Bradshaw
Lucy Diamond
Others


Amy: '[looking at Lucy through binoculars] Wow. Lucy Diamond, she's...
Max: What?
Amy: Real.


Janet: [catching Amy and Lucy in a near kiss] Oh, my God! She almost kissed you! You almost let her!
Scud: [smug] You owe me fifty bucks.

Janet: They're calling you a hero, when really you're a slut!
Amy: Shut up!
Janet: [lowers voice] A gay slut!
Amy: I'm not gay!

Janet: Have you seen my gun?

Amy: Nothing happened.
Janet: She was totally going to kiss you. You are so into her!
Amy: I am not!
Janet: You violated a prime directive. Plus, hello, it's a girl. You're so busted!

Janet: So, where're you going to?
Amy: I think...Barcelona.
Janet: I'll miss you.
[pauses]
Janet: Can I have your room?

Janet: I have the sweater she's wearing, but in taupe.
Amy: Really? Where did you get it?
Janet: Target.
Amy: No way.
Dominique: Silence!
Janet: [whispering] They also have it in teal.

Dominique: You're not as boring as I thought. But you're not as bright, either.

Mr Phipps: You are a perfect liar.

Lucy: [after Amy refuses to go out with her] Why not?
Amy: [still with her weapon trained on Lucy] Like a zillion reasons!
[Lucy kicks the weapon pointed at her away, then snatches it away, and points it at Amy]
Lucy: Now you have to come with me. [giggles]

Ms. Petrie: This is not the Girl Scouts, this is espionage!

Scud: Knock 'em dead... but not really.

Amy: Do you remember what I said to you the first time we met?
Max: "High-proteins diets are overrated".
Amy: After that.

Janet: [watching Amy and Lucy flirt] Correct me if I'm wrong, but your friend seems to be hitting on my friend.
Scud: You're not wrong.
Janet: Yeah, but my friend's not into that.
Scud: [under breath] Right.

Dominique: You need to put it here. Don't be an idiot for once.
Janet: You need to speak French or English. Frenglish is not a language.