D.E.B.S. quotes

38 total quotes

Amy Bradshaw
Lucy Diamond
Others

View Quote I think love should be irresistible, like a drug, you know? I think when it happens you should just not be able to help yourself. I just - I wanted... more.

View Quote Mrs. Petrie: Are you kidding me? We conduct a nationwide manhunt for you and you're boning the suspect? Did you think this was a joke? "Let's divert federal resources and man-hours so I can have my collegiate lesbian fling in style."
Amy: I was doing research.
Mrs. Petrie: I'll bet.

View Quote Well, their poster child doesn't know it yet, but she's into me.

View Quote Lucy: Australia's toast.
Scud: What's your beef with the Australians?
Lucy: I don't like their attitude!

View Quote Max: [to Amy] I don't care if you are the Perfect Score.
Janet: [under her breath] Perfect whore!

View Quote Scud: Just promise me you'll be open.
Lucy: Open to what?
Scud: Open to love.

View Quote Max: And what did I say to you the very first day of Academy?
Amy: "That's my bunk, bitch."
Max: Okay, after I said that.

View Quote Max: I can't stop thinking about Lucy Diamond.
Janet: [incredulous] You too?

View Quote [to Lucy] I'm here because I feel more like me when I'm with you, than I do when I'm with me.

View Quote Lucy: [on an awkward blind date] So, you're an assassin.
Ninotchka: Da.
Lucy: How's that work?
Ninotchka: It's mostly freelance.

View Quote [to Janet] Remember when you got drunk and nearly got the chancellor of Bulgaria killed? I covered for you!

View Quote Scud: All right, then. We're going in.
Lucy: What?
Scud: We gots to get her back.

View Quote [Amy fails to unhook Lucy's bra properly during their make-out session]
Lucy: Did you just snap my bra?
Amy: No.
Lucy: Yeah, you did. That hasn't happened to me since sixth grade.
Amy: I was trying to be smooth.

View Quote Lucy: [talking about a girl she met, Amy] Okay, first of all, you are gonna have to swear to me that you are not gonna freak out about this.
Scud: Freak out about what? Why would I freak out?
Lucy: Well, you know, sometimes you can--
Scud: [freaking out] Oh, my God, who is it?

View Quote Lucy: [clutching stomach] I just, I'm feeling really ill. It's my stomach. I, um, I think I have food poisoning.
Ninotchka: Are you blowing me?
Lucy: What?
Ninotchka: Off. Are you blowing me off?