Dead Alive

Dead Alive quotes

19 total quotes (ID: 748)

Father McGruder
Lionel Cosgrove
Mr. Matheson
Multiple Characters
Uncle Les

Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.

Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]

Intellectual at party [struggling against an attack by Void] Okay! Okay! I take it back! Nabokov wasn't a pedophile!

Zombie Mother: No-one will ever love you like your mother!

That's my mother grave you're pissing on.

[After having gotten his pudding and after pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into it, he stirs it further in and the pudding turns pinkish] Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!

Party's over!

That's someone doing the business!

Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!

Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!

It's all part of the grieving process.

I kick arse for the Lord!

Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?

[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive...

Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.