Dead Alive quotes
19 total quotesFather McGruder
Lionel Cosgrove
Mr. Matheson
Multiple Characters
Uncle Les
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Zombie Mother: No-one will ever love you like your mother!
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Intellectual at party [struggling against an attack by Void] Okay! Okay! I take it back! Nabokov wasn't a pedophile!
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[After having gotten his pudding and after pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into it, he stirs it further in and the pudding turns pinkish] Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
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That's my mother grave you're pissing on.
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Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]
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Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!
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[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive...
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That's someone doing the business!
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I kick arse for the Lord!
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Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!
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Party's over!
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Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?
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It's all part of the grieving process.
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Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.