Multiple Characters quotes

Intellectual at party [struggling against an attack by Void] Okay! Okay! I take it back! Nabokov wasn't a pedophile!

Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]

Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!

Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.

Zombie Mother: No-one will ever love you like your mother!

Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.

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