Dead Alive

Dead Alive quotes

19 total quotes (ID: 748)

Father McGruder
Lionel Cosgrove
Mr. Matheson
Multiple Characters
Uncle Les


The Devil's among us!


Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!

Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.

Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.

That's my mother grave you're pissing on.

They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.

Party's over!

[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive...

Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!

I kick arse for the Lord!

What we need is another war!

WHAT? NO PUDDING!

[After having gotten his pudding and after pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into it, he stirs it further in and the pudding turns pinkish] Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!

That's someone doing the business!

Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?