Dead Alive quotes

19 total quotes

Father McGruder
Lionel Cosgrove
Mr. Matheson
Multiple Characters
Uncle Les

View Quote The Devil's among us!

View Quote Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!

View Quote Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.

View Quote Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.

View Quote That's my mother grave you're pissing on.

View Quote They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.

View Quote Party's over!

View Quote [as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive...

View Quote Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!

View Quote I kick arse for the Lord!

View Quote What we need is another war!

View Quote WHAT? NO PUDDING!

View Quote [After having gotten his pudding and after pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into it, he stirs it further in and the pudding turns pinkish] Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!

View Quote That's someone doing the business!

View Quote Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?