Dead Alive

Dead Alive quotes

19 total quotes (ID: 748)

Father McGruder
Lionel Cosgrove
Mr. Matheson
Multiple Characters
Uncle Les


Intellectual at party [struggling against an attack by Void] Okay! Okay! I take it back! Nabokov wasn't a pedophile!


Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]

Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!

Zombie Mother: No-one will ever love you like your mother!

Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.

Paquita Maria Sanchez: Your mother ate my dog!
Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.

[After having gotten his pudding and after pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into it, he stirs it further in and the pudding turns pinkish] Rich and creamy, just the way I like it!

[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive...

Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?

I kick arse for the Lord!

It's all part of the grieving process.

Party's over!

Stand back boy! This calls for divine intervention!

That's my mother grave you're pissing on.

That's someone doing the business!