Intellectual at party [struggling against an attack by Void] Okay! Okay! I take it back! Nabokov wasn't a pedophile!
Lionel Cosgrove
Timothy Balme · 5 quotes
Uncle Les
Ian Watkin · 5 quotes
Father McGruder
Stuart Devenie · 4 quotes
Mr. Matheson
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Stewart
Bill Ralston · 2 quotes
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Intellectual at party
[struggling against an attack by Void]
I take it back! [Void snarls] I'm sorry I called Nabokov a pedophile!
Intellectual
[defending himself against oncoming zombies]
Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]
Undertaker [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out]
Cranial blowout!
Zombie Mother
No one will ever love you like your mother!
Zoo Keeper
Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.
Paquita Maria Sanchez Fernando!! [Looks at Lionel] Your mother ate my dog!
Not all of it.
Zoo Keeper
[the Sumatran rat monkey bites Mum, and she crushes it with the heel of her stiletto]
Holy shit!
Mum Look at this! It bit me. I've been savaged! And my dress!
[After pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into his custard]
Damn fine custard... rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya? [Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid?
I kick arse for the Lord!
I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to Newtown!
It's all part of the grieving process.