Dawn of the Dead (2004) quotes
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CJ: I ain't going anywhere without a gun.
Michael: You're not getting a gun.
CJ: Trust. The primary ingredient in any relationship.
Michael: [tosses him an axe] Have at 'em, cowboy.
CJ: Asshole.
Michael: You're not getting a gun.
CJ: Trust. The primary ingredient in any relationship.
Michael: [tosses him an axe] Have at 'em, cowboy.
CJ: Asshole.
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[En route to the marina, zombies swarm against Kenneth's bus.] They're trying to turn us over! Hit them with the saw!
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Televangelist: Hell is overflowing! And Satan is sending his dead to us! Why? Because...you have sex out of wedlock. You kill unborn children. You have man-on-man relations; same sex marriage! How do you think God will judge you? Well, friends, now we know. When there is no more room in hell, the dead will walk the earth.
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Sheriff Cahill: [on TV] Danny, put another round in that woman over there! Look! She's a twitcher!
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Reporter: Are these people alive or dead?
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Official: [pause] We don't know.
Press Secreatry: The president has direct contact with the CDC and head of FEMA. No further quest-OH MY GOD!
Press Secreatry: The president has direct contact with the CDC and head of FEMA. No further quest-OH MY GOD!
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Ana: The bleeding is not going to stop on its own. I need to suture his arm.
CJ: What are you, a ****ing doctor?
Ana: No, I'm a ****ing nurse.
CJ: What are you, a ****ing doctor?
Ana: No, I'm a ****ing nurse.
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CJ: Yeah? And how do you know they're not ****ed up like everybody else out there?
Ana: Well, for one thing, they're driving a truck. [Distant gunfire] Oh, and shooting guns.
Ana: Well, for one thing, they're driving a truck. [Distant gunfire] Oh, and shooting guns.
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CJ: Okay. Come out of there slowly, and hand your weapons to Bart and Terry.
Kenneth: Don't do it!
Andre: You must be out of your ****ing mind.
CJ: Then you can take your ass over to Quality Inn if it's still there, Shaq! Huh? Want to do that?
Kenneth: Don't do it!
Andre: You must be out of your ****ing mind.
CJ: Then you can take your ass over to Quality Inn if it's still there, Shaq! Huh? Want to do that?
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CJ: Whoa-whoa-whoa! Where do you think you're going?
Andre: She's not going anywhere alone.
CJ: Oh, "She's not going any --" This is a ****in' nursery school! Terry, go with 'em.
Andre: She's not going anywhere alone.
CJ: Oh, "She's not going any --" This is a ****in' nursery school! Terry, go with 'em.
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Bart: Want to hear something that really sucks? You guys know that, that chick at Dairy Queen?
CJ: The fat one?
Bart: Yeah. She was coming over tonight. I would have tapped that shit for sure.
Terry: Bart -- dude, everybody's dead, okay? Your mom's dead. Your brother's dead. That fat chick at Dairy Queen… dead.
Bart: Yeah. That sucks too.
CJ: The fat one?
Bart: Yeah. She was coming over tonight. I would have tapped that shit for sure.
Terry: Bart -- dude, everybody's dead, okay? Your mom's dead. Your brother's dead. That fat chick at Dairy Queen… dead.
Bart: Yeah. That sucks too.
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Andre: Now, you're the type of cat who goes to church and all that kind of shit, right?
Kenneth: Yeah. I do all that kind of shit.
Andre: So what you think, hmm? What is this? Is this the end of times? 'Cause if it is, I'm telling you, I'm ****ed. No, I'm serious. I've done some bad things in my life, man.
Kenneth: Oh, I get it. You saw hell yesterday, and now you're scared of going to hell for all the bad things you've done. I'll tell you what: go in the stall, say five Hail Marys, wipe your ass, and you and God can call it even.
Kenneth: Yeah. I do all that kind of shit.
Andre: So what you think, hmm? What is this? Is this the end of times? 'Cause if it is, I'm telling you, I'm ****ed. No, I'm serious. I've done some bad things in my life, man.
Kenneth: Oh, I get it. You saw hell yesterday, and now you're scared of going to hell for all the bad things you've done. I'll tell you what: go in the stall, say five Hail Marys, wipe your ass, and you and God can call it even.
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Andre: Hey, my man... I hear you talking' a lot, you know, you're always saying' something... Who the **** are you, that we should listen? Were you, like, in a special ops unit? You in the marines? What the **** do you do?
Michael: I sell televisions at Best Buy.
Andre: Hey, officer! How do you like following a guy that sells TVs?
Kenneth: About as much as I like following a guy who steals them. I'm not following anyone. I'm going to Fort Pastor to get my brother.
Michael: I sell televisions at Best Buy.
Andre: Hey, officer! How do you like following a guy that sells TVs?
Kenneth: About as much as I like following a guy who steals them. I'm not following anyone. I'm going to Fort Pastor to get my brother.
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Ana: It's nice to see you busting your ass.
Steve: Oh, that's sarcasm. That is so awesome. You know, I would love to help, but the captain never works alongside his men.
[Dangles his keys in front of Ana and Tucker and then makes a cracking sound, like a whip]
Steve: Well, you guys have a good one.
Ana: What a total dick.
Steve: Oh, that's sarcasm. That is so awesome. You know, I would love to help, but the captain never works alongside his men.
[Dangles his keys in front of Ana and Tucker and then makes a cracking sound, like a whip]
Steve: Well, you guys have a good one.
Ana: What a total dick.
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Ana: [after covering the body of the fat lady] Anybody know her name?
[silence]
Tucker: Died without a name? Damn..
[silence]
Tucker: Died without a name? Damn..