The Dark Knight quotes
128 total quotesHarvey Dent/ Two-Face
Rachel Dawes
The Joker
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You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go "according to plan"...even if the plan is horrifying. If tomorrow I told the press that, like, a gang-banger will get shot, or a truck load of soldiers will be blown up, nobody panics, because it's all part of the plan. But when I say that one little old mayor will die...[voice rises hysterically] well, then everyone loses their minds!
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[Interrupting a news cast in which Coleman Reese is trying to announce Batman's identity] I had a vision of a world without Batman. The mob ground out their little profit, and the police tried to shut them down one block at a time. And it was so...boring. I've had a change of heart. I don't want Mr. Reese spoiling everything, but why should I have all the fun? Let's give someone else a chance. If Coleman Reese isn't dead in sixty minutes, then I blow up a hospital. [hangs up the phone]
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[After Batman has slammed his head into a table] Never start with the head. The victim gets all fuzzy. He can't feel the next–[Batman pounds the Joker's hand and he comically waits to register the pain] See?
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The night is darkest just before the dawn. And I promise you...the dawn is coming.
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[To Sal Maroni, while sitting in a vehicle, after flipping his coin] You're a lucky man. [about Sal's driver, after flipping his coin once more] He's not...your driver [Two-Face shoots the driver, possibly killing Maroni in the process]
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You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.
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I don't leave anything up to chance, I make my own luck.
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[To Joker] You live... [showing one face of his coin] You die! [shows the other face]
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[After the public demand the arrest of Batman] All right, then, take the Batman into custody. I am the Batman.
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Have you ever had to talk to the person you love most? To tell them it's going to be all right, when you know that it's not?
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[In response to Gordon saying he's sorry] No. No you're not. Not yet.
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[To Maroni] Are you going to join your wife? Do you love her? Do you ever wonder what it would sound like to listen to her die?
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Tell your boy it'll be all right, Gordon. Lie. Like I lied.
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You think I want to escape from this? There is no escape from this!
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It's not about what I want, it's about what's fair!