Cruel Intentions quotes

View Quote Sebastian Valmont: You AMAZE me.
Kathryn Merteuil: Eat me, Sebastian. It's okay for guys like you and Court to **** everyone but when I do it, I get dumped for innocent little twits like Cecile. God forbid I exude confidence and enjoy sex. Do you think I relish the fact that I have to act like Mary Sunshine 24/7 so I can be considered a lady? I'm the Marcia ****ing Brady of the Upper East Side, and sometimes I want to kill myself. So there's your psychoanalysis, Dr. Freud. Now tell me are you in, or are you out?

View Quote Sebastian Valmont: [Letter to Annette] Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.

View Quote Sebastian Valmont: You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just ****ed. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.

View Quote Greg McConnell: What is this, Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it, you dumb bitch!

View Quote Sebastian Valmont: I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.

View Quote Kathryn Merteuil: She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.

View Quote Sebastian Valmont: E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.

View Quote Kathryn Merteuil: The parental units called while you were out.
Sebastian Valmont: How IS your gold-digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali?
Kathryn Merteuil: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
Sebastian Valmont: Good.

View Quote Sebastian Valmont: What shall we toast to?
Kathryn Merteuil: To my triumph.
Sebastian: It's not my choice of toast, but it's your call. To your triumph over Annette.
[Kathryn laughs]
Sebastian Valmont: What's so funny?
Kathryn Merteuil: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her. It's over you.
Sebastian Valmont: Come again?
Kathryn Merteuil: You were very much in love with her. And you're still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it? You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with. And now you've completely blown it with her. I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
[drinks champagne]
Kathryn Merteuil: Tastes good. So I assume you've come here to make arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't **** losers.

View Quote Sebastian Valmont: I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.

View Quote Kathryn Merteuil: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.

View Quote Blaine Tuttle: He used to sneak into my dorm room every month. We'd go at it for a little while, and then, as soon as he'd come, he'd start freaking out. "What are you doing, man? I'm not a ****. If you tell anybody, I'll kick your ass!" God. The only reason I let him keep up the charade is because the man's got a mouth like a hoover. Ooh!

View Quote Kathryn Merteuil: People don't change over night, you and I are two of a kind.

View Quote Annette Hargrove: You know what your problem is? You take yourself way too seriously.
Sebastian Valmont: I do not.
Annette Hargrove: You should lighten up.
Sebastian Valmont: I am lightened, can we drop this?
Annette Hargrove: Okay. [Makes a funny, ridiculous face at Sebastian]
Sebastian Valmont: Will you stop that?
Annette Hargrove: [Continues to make a face]
Sebastian Valmont: Stop that, it's distracting. [starts to laugh]
Annette Hargrove: Are you laughing?
Sebastian Valmont: [seriously] No.
Annette Hargrove: No? [Makes another face, Sebastian begins to laugh and then regains control]
Annette Hargrove: It's okay, you can laugh, I promise I won't tell anyone. [smiles/smirks]

View Quote Kathryn Merteuil: Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.