Sebastian Valmont: I'm sick of sleeping with these insipid Manhattan debutantes. Nothing shocks them anymore.

Sebastian Valmont: I didn't know it was asshole day at the Valmont house.

Sebastian Valmont: You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.

Sebastian Valmont: We've done some pretty fucked up shit in our time but this... I mean, we're destroying an innocent girl. You do realize that?

Sebastian Valmont: You spend all your time preaching about waiting for love. Well here it is. Right in front of you, and you're going to turn your back on it. So I guess we're just fucked. I'll move on. But you are going to have to live the rest of your life knowing that you've turned your back on love. And that makes you a hypocrite. Have a nice life.

Sebastian Valmont: E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.

Kathryn Merteuil: I think it's the saddest thing I ever heard (sips champagne) tastes good.

Sebastian Valmont: [Letter to Annette] Dear Annette, I don't know what I could possibly say that would rectify the harm I've caused you. The truth of the matter is that being with you was the only time I have ever been happy. My whole life has been a joke. I prided myself on taking joy in others' misery. Well, it finally backfired. I succeed in hurting the first person I ever loved. Enclosed is my most prized possession. My journal. For a long time I considered it my trophy. A sordid collection of my conquests. If you really want to know the truth then please read it. No more lies. Please give me another chance. I'm a wreck without you.

Kathryn Merteuil: Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?

Kathryn Merteuil: Everybody loves me, and I intend to keep it that way.

Kathryn Merteuil: I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.

Greg McConnell: What is this, Grandma with a birthday present? Suck it, you dumb bitch!

Kathryn Merteuil: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.

Kathryn Merteuil: She's quite cute, you know. Young, supple breasts, a tight, firm ass... uncharted booty... Be her Captain Picard, Valmont. Boldly go where no man has gone before.

Kathryn Merteuil: You're telling me you had the chance to fuck her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.