Cruel Intentions

Cruel Intentions quotes

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Kathryn Merteuil
Multiple Characters
Sebastian Valmont


Kathryn Merteuil: Introduce her to your world of sex, drugs and... what else do you do?


Kathryn Merteuil: You're telling me you had the chance to **** her and you didn't? God, are you a chump.

Kathryn Merteuil: I hate it when things don't go my way. It makes me so horny.

Kathryn Merteuil: Keep your friends close, and your enemies closer. When I'm through with Cecile, she'll be the premiere tramp of the New York area.

Sebastian Valmont: What shall we toast to?
Kathryn Merteuil: To my triumph.
Sebastian: It's not my choice of toast, but it's your call. To your triumph over Annette.
[Kathryn laughs]
Sebastian Valmont: What's so funny?
Kathryn Merteuil: Silly rabbit. My triumph isn't over her. It's over you.
Sebastian Valmont: Come again?
Kathryn Merteuil: You were very much in love with her. And you're still in love with her. But it amused me to make you ashamed of it. You gave up on the first person you ever loved because I threatened your reputation. Don't you get it? You're just a toy, Sebastian. A little toy I like to play with. And now you've completely blown it with her. I think it's the saddest thing I've ever heard.
[drinks champagne]
Kathryn Merteuil: Tastes good. So I assume you've come here to make arrangements, but unfortunately, I don't **** losers.

Kathryn Merteuil: **** her yet?
Sebastian Valmont: Working on it.
Kathryn Merteuil: Loser.
Sebastian Valmont: Blow me.
Kathryn Merteuil: Call me later?

Kathryn Merteuil: The parental units called while you were out.
Sebastian Valmont: How IS your gold-digging whore of a mother enjoying Bali?
Kathryn Merteuil: She suspects your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
Sebastian Valmont: Good.

Cecile Caldwell: This sure doesn't taste like an iced tea.
Sebastian Valmont: It's from Long Island.

Kathryn Merteuil: About that little wager of yours, count me in.
Sebastian Valmont: What are the term...
Kathryn Merteuil: (interrupting) If I win, then that hot little car of yours, is mine.
Sebastian Valmont: And if I win?
Kathryn Merteuil: I'll give you something you've been obsessing about ever since our parents got married.
Sebastian Valmont: Be, more, specific.
Kathryn Merteuil: In english; I'll **** your brains out.

Kathryn Merteuil: Can I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian Valmont: Kathryn, the only thing you'll be riding is me.

Sebastian Valmont: I can't win with you.
Annette Hargrove: It isn't about winning, Sebastian.

Annette Hargrove: I'm impressed.
Sebastian Valmont: Well, I'm in love.

Sebastian Valmont: Ohh well, duty calls. Dr. Greenbalm and her daughter should make for interesting entry.
Kathryn Merteuil: Ohh, your journal. Could you be more queer?
Sebastian Valmont: Could you be more desperate to read it?

Kathryn Merteuil: I think there's something going on between Cecile and her music teacher.
Bunny Caldwell: Ronald? That's crazy!
Kathryn Merteuil: I know, she's so young and he's so...
Bunny Caldwell: Black!

Kathryn Merteuil: My advice is to sleep with as many people as possible.
Cecile Caldwell: But that would make me a slut, wouldn't it?
Kathryn Merteuil: Cecile, everybody does it; it's just that nobody talks about it.
Cecile Caldwell: So, it's like a secret society?
Kathryn Merteuil: That's one way of looking at it. [under her breath] ****ing idiot...