Eric: Jesus Christ! Stop me if you've heard this one. Jesus Christ walks into a hotel…
[Funboy shoots him]
Eric: Ow. He hands the innkeeper three nails and he asks…
[Funboy shoots him again]
Funboy: Don't you ever ****ing die?
Eric: “Can you put me up for the night?”
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