Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children. Do you understand? Morphine is bad for you. Your daughter is out there on the streets, waiting for you.

I have something to give to you. I don't want it anymore. Thirty hours of pain. All at once.

Hey, guess what. Arcade Games fell down, went boom.

Murderer? Murderer?! Let me tell you about murder: it's fun, it's easy, and you gonna learn all about it.

Albrecht: So many cops, you'd think they were giving away donuts!

Eric: [After breaking into Gideon's pawn shop] "Suddenly, I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door."
Gideon: What the fuck are you talking about?
Eric: You heard me rapping, right?
Gideon: You're trespassing. And you owe me a fuckin' new door! [Gideon grabs a gun while Eric glances at the door.]
Eric: I'm looking for something in an engagement ring. Gold.
Gideon: Yeah. You're looking for a coroner, shit-for-brains. [He fires at Eric, who is knocked off balance, but the wound quickly heals.] Oh, shit. Oh, shit on me! Shit on me. SHIT ON ME! [After being knocked over, Gideon grabs a bat to protect himself.]
Eric: [Suddenly hanging from the ceiling] Mr. Gideon. You're not paying attention.

Eric: Gentlemen!
Top Dollar: So you're him huh? The avenger. The killer of killers. Like the outfit. Not sure about the face though.
Eric: I just want him.
Top Dollar: Well you can't have him.
Eric: Well, I see you've made your decision… [Eric stands on the table] now let's see you enforce it.
Top Dollar: Aw this is already boring the shit out me, KILL 'IM!
[They all fire. Eric falls backwards off the table.]
Top Dollar: Ooh, that had to hurt.

Victims; aren't we all...

A whole jolly club, with jolly pirate nicknames!

Tell them death is coming for them, tonight. Tell them Eric Draven sends his regards.

Is that gasoline I smell?

He was already dead. He died a year ago, the moment he touched her. They're all dead. They just don't know it yet.

It can't rain all the time.

Take your shot, Fun Boy, you got me, dead bang.

You still have your hat on.