Crimes and Misdemeanors

Crimes and Misdemeanors quotes

20 total quotes (ID: 1016)

Clifford Stern
Judah Rosenthal
Professor Louis Levy

If it bends it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny.

What were God's eyes like? Unimaginably penetrating, intense eyes, I assumed. And I wonder if it was just a coincidence that I made my specialty ophthalmology.

What's the guy so upset about? You'd think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before.

When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he really wants is to exchange fluids.

Where I grew up in Brooklyn, everybody was too unhappy to commit suicide.