Crimes and Misdemeanors

Crimes and Misdemeanors quotes

20 total quotes (ID: 1016)

Clifford Stern
Dolores
Judah Rosenthal
Lester
Professor Louis Levy


If it bends it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny.


What were God's eyes like? Unimaginably penetrating, intense eyes, I assumed. And I wonder if it was just a coincidence that I made my specialty ophthalmology.

Where I grew up in Brooklyn, everybody was too unhappy to commit suicide.

When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he really wants is to exchange fluids.

What's the guy so upset about? You'd think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before.