A character in Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)

Clifford Stern quotes from Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989)

Woody Allen

Most-quoted character in Crimes and Misdemeanors (1989): in 7 of its 20 quotes

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The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.

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Clifford Stern

When he tells you he wants to exchange ideas, what he really wants is to exchange fluids.

Clifford Stern

Where I grew up in Brooklyn, everybody was too unhappy to commit suicide.

Clifford Stern

What's the guy so upset about? You'd think nobody was ever compared to Mussolini before.

Clifford Stern

A strange man defecated on my sister.

Clifford Stern

Hi, it's Clifford. Wasn't Lester just so..ridiculous. ..What? Well what's he doing there? That could be dangerous. Do you want me to come over?

Clifford Stern

I remember the exact date, because it was Hitler's birthday.

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