Crimes and Misdemeanors

Crimes and Misdemeanors quotes

20 total quotes (ID: 1016)

Clifford Stern
Dolores
Judah Rosenthal
Lester
Professor Louis Levy




A strange man defecated on my sister.

Comedy equals tragedy plus time.

God is a luxury I can't afford.

Hi, it's Clifford. Wasn't Lester just so..ridiculous. ..What? Well what's he doing there? That could be dangerous. Do you want me to come over?

I remember the exact date, because it was Hitler's birthday.

I'll be honest. You're not my first choice.

I'm not after your god-damned money! I want to speak to Miriam!!

I've gone out the window.

Idea for a farce. A poor...loser does a documentary of a great man and learns valuable insights.

If it bends it's funny. If it breaks, it's not funny.

In reality, we rationalize, we deny, or we couldn't go on living.

One sin leads to a deeper sin.

Right, I won't!

The last time I was inside a woman was when I visited the Statue of Liberty.